Baby?

I have not written for months because I have been preoccupied with the fact that something is happening in my household. There is much talk of someone called "baby" I sense there is something wrong with my mom. I notice everyone is treating her different, and for 3 months she was sick and her waistline keeps getting bigger. I love her and I was concerned. So I googled "baby" and I got videos of little humans, laughing, dancing, and crying, and I also got a Justin Bieber video. All this has me concerned because either I am in store for a major life change or Justin Bieber is coming over and I am going to be surrounded by thousands of little screaming girls, no wonder mom is feeling sick.